Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a fucking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her titties from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the audience because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was great while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.
Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her friends all the time, she’d probably fuck a mail box in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.
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